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  "Avoid the tail dragger breakfast; Whole-grain cereals, fresh fruit, and non-fat milk will fuel your life for the long run"

  Turtle finishing the race eating cereal and the rabbit being slowed down by bad breakfast of donut and bacon and eggs
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  "AIDS Syphilis Gonorrhea Genital Warts Chlamydia Hepatitis B Herpes; The wounds...that love's keen arrows make."

  Cupid sharpening an arrow and STDs in a valentine's card
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  "U.S. Armed Forces...keepers of the Peace"

  Person in camo and camoflauged doves
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  "Holiday Stress Can Tie You Up in Knots; But, exercise, a balanced diet, and adequate rest can keep you from reaching the end of your rope"

  Military man doll with rope knots on top of his head and in his stomach
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  "If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem; On or off duty, only ethical behavior is a timeless quality"

  Service man and woman standing in front of the Lincoln memorial
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  Fry Now Pay Later!; Going For The Bronze Today Could Mean Losing To Cancer Tomorrow

  Man and woman in the sun getting tan
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  "It's Party Time...Now!"

  Birthday party balloons and rainbow with American flag
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  "The price of freedom...A strong defense"

  Soldiers at war with American flag in the background
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  "Do you have to get hit over the head to realize it's smart to wear a HELMET?"

  Motocycle wreck and getting hit in the head various ways
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  "Stake your life on the Count; You may be at risk for a heart attack if your blood cholesterol level is high. A pin-prick to the finger will tell. In the meantime, watch your weight, avoid saturated fat, and...keep your fingers crossed."

  Count Dracula (vampire) with moon peeking out behind clouds