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  "Avoid the tail dragger breakfast; Whole-grain cereals, fresh fruit, and non-fat milk will fuel your life for the long run"

  Turtle finishing the race eating cereal and the rabbit being slowed down by bad breakfast of donut and bacon and eggs
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  "It's Shocking! It's Disgusting! It makes your hair stand on end! Don't Call it Hands-On Management! It's Sexual Harassment! Let It Go and You Could Create a Monster!"

  Frankenstein touching his bride
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  "Of course we can talk freely here; You could always be within earshot of compromising the nations security. Safeguard classified information."

  Ear and two people talking
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  "You May Think You're in So Deep There's No Way Out...But, a lot of people willing to lend a hand-family, friends, chaplain and counselors. With help, you can climb back to the top."

  Hand reaching out from a cave with other hands offering to help it out
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  "Pinocchio was wrong; Only a blockhead would believe that there are no supporting strings in life. Use these personal rules to live by, and they'll keep you straight. Pinocchio kindled himself for a while, but it only made his nose grow. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY: Something you must live with."

  Pinocchio sitting in the windowsill of Geppetto's shop
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  "Dangerous Liasons...Sun and Stupidity; Enjoy a Safe Summer"

  Different branches of the military on their off time getting into danger
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  "A Promotion...A Party...A Pity"

  Woman's purse and shoe on street outside of a bar as a cab drives away
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  "Armed Forces Voter Week Begins Aug. 27; Oh, My Vote Won't Mean Much!; I don't have time to study the issues.; Why vote? It's already decided!; What's Your Excuse?"

  Airplane with Uncle Sam and hot air balloons
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  "Hispanic Heritage Month; Sept. 15-Oct. 15; Hispanic-Americans have distinguished themselves "above and beyond the call of duty" since the Civil War, earning this nation's highest award for military valor-The Medal of Honor-37 times."

  Medals and list of names of Medal of Honor recipients that are Hispanic-American
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  "You're so cool when you spit brown juice; Other awesome effects of smokeless tobacco include mouth cancer, gum and tooth problems, high blood pressure and nicotine addiction. Barn breath is a sure-thing extra."

  Cowboy that looks like a skeleton man on a barn